Thanks Criminal Minds

I love the TV Criminal Minds more than most people should. So much so that I am fairly sure I could either give a pretty accurate criminal profile or solve a crime based on a criminal profile. Or both. I'm fairly sure Garcia and I would be best friends in real life and John would be okay with me run off with Dr. Spencer Reid. However, thanks to seeing every episode of Criminal Minds at least twice. Some three times. I am now afraid of the following things;

  • Having a routine
  • Not having a routine
  • Changing my routine
  • jogging
  • hiking
  • Suburban areas
  • urban areas
  • Strangers
  • people I know
  • Gypsies
  • People who use ipads (yes I know the team uses them...but so do unsubs.)
  • social media
  • RV's
  • Tim Curry
  • Riding the train
  • Sleeping with the window open
  • Blackouts
  • Going to the Park
  • Comic book artists
  • dolls
  • farms
  • IT guys (totally not cool considering my husband started his career in IT)
  • The internet hook up people
  • Campus Security
  • Having a roommate
  • Gingers (also totally not cool because the husband is a ginger)
  • Gamers 
  • Going to the bank
  • People who work for the power company
  • The woods and/or wooded areas
  • The internet
  • webcams
And those are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head. So thanks Criminal Minds, I now have an unreasonable fear of basically everything.

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Starr said…
That show is fun, but really is quite disturbing. Random serial killers are pretty rare in real life, at least!
Jaim said…
Who isn't afraid of Tim Curry though... really...?

I want to run away with Reid too (but I'd settle for snuggling with Morgan)...