To whom it may concern

Dear Florence Gelato Festival,

Didn't you know I have a bridesmaid dress to fit into?


"Oooo that one has pecans!!"

Dear Random man who wanted me to buy a "Gucciii" purse in the market,

Yes, I do have a nice tattoo. No I will not come over and look at your questionable "designer" handbags.


Fairly certain Prada is spelt with 2 A's not 4.

Dear mini Milky Way bars in my pantry,

Don't you know I have a bridesmaid dress I need to fit into?


Just one more

Dear Jem and the Holograms,

Thank you for still being truly truly truly outrageous.


Wishes Jem was her name.

Dear Husband,

I hope you appreciate how close you came to dying the other morning when you opened the window and attempted to blind me with the early morning light.


Your wife

Dear Weather,

RAIN!!! For the love of all that is chocolate and Swiss. The humidity is killing this Canadian.


Doesn't like not being able to sleep.

Dear brave person who agreed to teach John and I how to kayak,

I think you should be sainted. But you can find solace in the fact that we're generally pretty good at not fighting in front of people. Especially strangers.


Mustn't drown my significant other