Saturday, May 25, 2013

Spend some time with Johnathan and Tatiana

Visiting a pile of rocks.
T: There's a .gif in tomorrows blog post.
J: Don't be that person...is it twirling letters?
T: No...and its not a dancing banana either.

T: I love kid president.
J: You know you're the kind of idiot that would vote for him in the future to. *mimicing me* Oh let's repeal the latest election and make kid president the president...*keeps talking and talking*
T: Johnathan....you realize you just called your wife an idiot.
J: That's why I kept talking. I hoped you wouldn't notice.

T: Oh you can globetrot without me but the moment I mention going somewhere without you you're all negative and "devils advocate."
J: Tatiana, you know that traveling is for gentlemen and grown ups only.
T: You say these things over skype for your own safety don't you.
J: Pretty much.

T: My mom thinks I posted your status on facebook for you.
J: Well I do tend to use social media by getting you to do it for me so it's not a surprising assumption.


J: And the restaurant was out of burgers and fries.
T: Wow your life is hard.
J: I really wanted a burger and fries.
T: Oh I'm Johnathan I'm in Madagascar with a driver at my disposal and I can't have a burger waaaaaaaah.
J: Shut up.

T: Lookit!! I'm coding and drinking a glass of wine! Aren't proud!?!?
J: Oh punkin. You're suppose to drink while you're validating, not coding. But good for you.

T: I hope your trip is an abject failure and you're bad at your job.
J: I hope you have writers block and get nothing done!
(side note: As horrible as that sounds. This is how we're supportive of each other.)

T: You're a weirdo.
J: Yeah...but I'm your weirdo...forever.



T: I've been watching to much Murphy Brown and Criminal Minds.
J: Awww were you wondering why Corky was delivering the profile.
T: Maybe.

T: So cute story about that song and your godson...
J: *interrupting me*...he thinks they're saying bum bum doesn't he?
T: how did you know?!
J: I'm a boy...he's a boy. I know how he thinks.

*Talking about our goddaughter*
T: So I told Jamie to just pin currency to her shirt and give her your business card.
J: That's basically the perfect idea for International day.

*out for beer with him and some of his co-workers*
co-worker: How long have you been married.
T: Almost 7 years.
co-worker: Where have you been hiding her?!
J: She's my secret shame.


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2 comments:

  1. OMG! These are classic!

    I seriously spit my coffee out at this one:

    J: I really wanted a burger and fries.
    T: Oh I'm Johnathan I'm in Madagascar with a driver at my disposal and I can't have a burger waaaaaaaah.
    J: Shut up.


    I am convinced that we would be fast friends (both my DH and I) if we were closer and could hang out! Who knows.. we've been talking about doing another European adventure next year--possibly to Switzerland and Germany.. Could be funnnn!

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  2. YAY my favourite blog post theme!!!!!!!


    J: I'm a boy...he's a boy. I know how he thinks.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Epic response!

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